Being a sportbike rider this one is pretty funny.

Two old bikers are in a bar.

They both have had a successful life and have done well with their businesses.

They start arguing about who has the biggest place and property.

Finally after a couple of hours there is no real end to who has what.

One of them says.......

I'll tell you what, I can get on my old Harley at sunrise and ride till sunset and I still wont have reached the end of my property.

The other old biker puts his beer down, looks at his friend, and says.....

I know just what you mean, I had an old Harley like that once.

Haha

Yup this is true