(Here's an article I wrote thats on my other blog site, but I thought I'd share it here too since i'm not maintaining the other site much)

I scored my first Apple iphone 2G almost a year ago and I’ve found it incredibly useful for my work at home job. It is, after all, a business tool and being so portable, I can now get work done in many ways and in many places never before possible. Even while I’m in the bathroom taking a big shit, I’m getting things done.

Here are some ideas on how to make profits with an iphone, while you poop.

Email -> Of course, if you have your iphone set up to use email (I prefer the IMAP method because it syncs automatically with my Outlook) you can read and write emails while dropping a deuce. I can actually keep up on my emails day to day now that I have email on my iphone.

Voicemail -> Catch up on voicemail while taking a dump. Sure you could do this with old phones, but it’s more fun with an iphone. Doing extra potty-time with a double flush coming? Why not return those calls too? Just be careful of sounds that could be made while on the phone with your clients and business associates. For some people it might be embarrassing to hear a big ass rip and have to tell them that you are actually dropping a deuce while talking to them.

Blogs -> Wordpress has a great iphone app for publishing blogs. I published my very first blog while pinching a loaf with my new iphone. How awesome is that!

News -> Every day I get up to do my morning poop and I read my daily news. I know reading the news isn’t really work, but it saves the time later in the day so I still consider it making profit from home.

Task Lists -> A good time to make a task list for the day is during your morning poop. Lightening the load will give you energy to get things done!

Real Estate -> Realtors and buyers can look up real estate for sale. A favorite app of mine is Zillow.  iphone app here.  Check it out during one of your next sit downs!

Check Traffic Commute to Work -> After that 3rd cup of coffee when you’re riding the Hershey highway, find out where the traffic jams are and avoid the constipated traffic lanes to work!

Grocery List -> Why not bust out a grocery list while busting out a big dump?   Just open the notepad app and list the things you need from the store. Toilet paper running low? Put it on the list.

Love Notes -> Yes, you can even do something for your sweetie while dropping a load. Consider sending her a love note by email, or maybe a nice web card from your favorite e-cards site. Get nookie for dookie!

Learn a Language -> I’m currently learning Spanish and I found a free app for English to Spanish translation. Learn a word while taking a turd! ¿dónde está el cuarto de baño más cercano?

Twitter from the Shitter -> You had to know this was coming. Now, with iphones, we can Twit while we shit! Sound effects should be a new feature on iphone Twitter apps. How fun could that be?

Work from home jobs have benefits, too. Think about participating on required conference calls while dropping the kids off at the pool. Just try not to let the clients hear a big splash or the toilet flush. Thankfully the iphone has a mute button for this.

In conclusion, just think about how much profit you could make while squeezing one out. If you multiply 10 minutes a day of wasted crappy time during a year, that’s 60 hours of productive time that you didn’t have before. Especially for work at home careers this can gain you over a week of time that you would have otherwise been spent grunting away.

Thanks for reading my article and don’t forget to wipe!

petemaster5000